“Everything my mother did, all the difficult choices she made, she was always going to fail because this is not a world where you can succeed in a thing like having a daughter.”
— Girl, Goddess, Queen by Bea Fitzgerald, p. 370
Was your favorite book turned into an absolutely god awful movie?
If so, you may be entitled to emotional compensation! In this tournament, the worst adaptions will duke it out to determine which is, actually, The Absolute Worst.
Qualifications:
- Must be an adaptation of a book. If I allowed things like comic books, the entire mcu would be submitted
- It doesn’t actually have to be a bad movie– take How To Train Your Dragon, for example. It’s a great movie! I love it! I would even say that it’s my favorite movie! It’s not a good adaption, though. Very different from the books (or at least, the two that I read)
- It doesn’t have to be a movie– if a book got adapted into a really shitty show, then that would be allowed in
Rules:
- Be civil. It is a silly tumblr tournament. If you absolutely must, then beat down the adaption of your fave, rather than beating down the original, or you know, REAL ACTUAL PEOPLE.
- Propaganda is allowed and encouraged, both during the voting and submission periods
- Honestly there’s nothing I can think of to ban so I’m just going to leave you here with another message: I know where the block button is.
Automatic entries:
- Percy Jackson
- Eragon
- Artemis Fowl
(via secretmellowblog)
Lonely sunset
There is nothing wrong with being a little girl. Little girls are fearless.
-Bea Fitzgerald, Girl, Goddess, Queen
Thank you to Xiran Jay Zhao and Bea Fitzgerald specifically for including content warnings in their books!
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